5. Carve an image that has people wondering.
4. Punkin Chunkin. It’s real. Look it up.
3. Buy one and set it in your back yard. Your neighbors don’t need to see what you have…
2. Scoop out the seeds with goo covered hands. Then roast the seeds, and wipe your hands on someone you love.
1. Cut a hole in the bottom, clean out the pumpkin, and attempt to wear the pumpkin on your head.