Columbus Day is just on the other side of this weekend around here, so that’s my inspiration here …
5. Anytime someone asks for a number just answer “1492”.
4. Drive to the nearest city named Columbus (similar names don’t count).
3. Pick a random stranger, walk over to them and repeat, “In fourteen-hundred ninety-two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue …”
2. Conduct “on the street” interviews asking, “Who is Christopher Columbus?”
1. Rent a sailboat, set sail, and see where you land.