Top 5 Strangest Things I’ve Said to My Kids

5.    Please don’t kiss the car.
4.    Please take your foot off your sister’s face.
3.    Don’t sit on your sister’s face.
2.    Why are you licking your hand?
1.    Stop biting the table. We don’t bite tables.

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