5. Do I look OK? I spent the whole drive here trying to get it right in the mirror.
4. I may not be productive or punctual, but I’m here now.
3. Will you marry me?
2. Ask your interviewer if it’s OK to go to the bathroom, then after they say yes stay in your chair and wait for 15 to 20 seconds and say, “Thank you.”
1. What’s the fastest anyone has been fired?