In honor of the family reunion I’ll be attending this weekend:
5. Study Facebook to learn about your relatives.
4. Decide what color your family’s matching shirts will be.
3. Finish all fights with your significant other at least 48 hours in advance to avoid carryover and appear perfect.
2. Leave town and claim you thought it was a different weekend.
1. Determine your go-to story that will have everyone laughing, crying, and generally being moved.