5. Saute liver and onions instead of baking bread or cookies.
4. Set up the inside like a haunted house before your Realtor hosts an open house.
3. Leave all the windows and screens open to welcome the neighborhood’s wildlife, because they deserve a showing too.
2. Set up a tent in the front yard and sleep there, so you can properly greet each prospective buyer.
1. Don’t list it for sale.