Top 5 Ways to NOT Sell a House

5.     Saute liver and onions instead of baking bread or cookies.

4.     Set up the inside like a haunted house before your Realtor hosts an open house.

3.     Leave all the windows and screens open to welcome the neighborhood’s wildlife, because they deserve a showing too.

2.     Set up a tent in the front yard and sleep there, so you can properly greet each prospective buyer.

1.     Don’t list it for sale.

 

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