Top 5 Ways to Spend the 4th

5.     Go to work, because you still have a job to do.

4.     Wake up with “ooh” and “aah” on your tongue, but try not to use them all up before nightfall.

3.     Hide under your bed and randomly bark. (It works for many dogs…)

2.     Set up a lawn chair on the side of a busy street and wave and cheer to the cars that drive by. (Pick a street that isn’t having a parade)

1.     Light a fire, cook some meat, and relax.

 

Enjoy the day, and definitely the night!

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