Top 5 Ways to Celebrate US Soccer Advancing in World Cup

5.            Set up a viewing party for the USMNT round of 16 game.

4.            High five everyone who makes eye contact with you until the next match (July 1st).

3.            Tweet your excitement even if you never watched a soccer match before June.

2.            Swear off french fries, waffles, some beer, and some chocolate, because they are from Belgium (and that’s who the US plays next).

1.            Whenever someone speaks to you today simply respond by chanting “USA” and then walk away.

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